Because they haven’t met Goliath.

Because they haven’t met Goliath.

Snow of Eternal Slumber.
"May cause drowsiness."

Snow of Eternal Slumber.

"May cause drowsiness."

Exactly what I would expect in a chest of goblin tools.

Exactly what I would expect in a chest of goblin tools.

It’s good to be the Warchief.

It’s good to be the Warchief.

Nothing to see here, just a panda and its technicolor raptor companion taking a petrified goblin for a walk.

Nothing to see here, just a panda and its technicolor raptor companion taking a petrified goblin for a walk.

How bad does something have to be to require a bribe to meet GOBLIN safety standards?

How bad does something have to be to require a bribe to meet GOBLIN safety standards?

Pretty sure that’s not what they mean by human (or goblin) resources.

Pretty sure that’s not what they mean by human (or goblin) resources.

Is it strange that I’m more upset about the noncompete clause?

Is it strange that I’m more upset about the noncompete clause?

I think I’ve received tech support from this person before.

I think I’ve received tech support from this person before.

And the award for best Horde pep-talk of the year goes to….

And the award for best Horde pep-talk of the year goes to….